Muslims seem to be a thin skinned bunch. They don’t like cartoons of the prophet, they get upset at authors who write anything that doesn’t give a glowing review to the Koran. Well, you get the point.

See the nice picture of doggie to the right, well a bunch of muslims in the Scottish district of Tayside are throwing a shit-fit about it because in the muslim world dogs are “ritually unclean”.

Uh… to my Scottish muslim readers (ha, like I have any!)…

IT’S A PICTURE OF A DOG, NOT ACTUALLY A REAL DOG.

Now if the police were running around with the dog, making you take a piece of paper from its unclean mouth, then I’d probably not think you are being idiots… but this a postcard to inform you morons, with doilies on your heads, that the police have a new phone number for non-emergencies.

Lighten up muslims. Get worked up about real shit, not some imagined slight.